1.24.2005

Five hours. Four different shirts. The reason? Three consecutive diaper blowouts.

While we're on this topic, I'm searching for more food-related words to describe Owen's poo. Why? Because: (A) we've been keeping a log of our baby's bowel movements for entertainment purposes, (B) we love food, and (C) we are disgusting.

Creatively, I've hit a wall. Pesto, Dijon mustard, saffron, crab mustard, curd, split-pea soup, guacamole, Indian yellow curry, eggplant caviar, corn chowder and hummus just don't cut it anymore. (Dark chocolate fudge and molasses have been ruled out since Owen expelled all of his meconium, and he's not quite at the Nutella phase yet.)

Any delicious suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Mmm. Pesto.